Justice Jive: Quotes of the Day

Here are the random quotes of the day.  Please add more or correct mine...

What do you do if you're trying to verify the identity of someone you want to sue?

"Do a toothpaste survey.  Ask them what kind of toothpaste they use...if they like it...and then ask where they use to work and where they currently work now."

J: What is that smell...where did you...why do I...where did you get your sandwich?

D: Why...is it fragrant?

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J: I just did a fist wag and a fist pump over the same email...

(minutes later...)

D: Does a fist wag cancel out a fist pump?

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D: Female lions don't have manes.

C: Oh...I think I gave her a mane...(referring to her newly created superhero)

D: Yeah...it kind of looks like a beard...but a feminine beard.

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K: I feel so bad, but S is so convincing.

J: Why?

C: S drove us to Sticks.

K: We were ordering and we could see the office from where we ordered.

S: It could have rained and I don't like crossing streets.  It's safer for me to drive.

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J: Do you like mayo?

K: Yeah...but only with turkey sandwiches.

J: I just got new mayo and I guess there was something wrong with my old mayo...cause I made a sandwich with my new mayo and it was DELICIOUS!  (Goes on and on about how delicious the new mayo is)

M: Now I'm a little worried that you were eating the old mayo.  

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