For those nervous about OGIs

Advice in musical form:

They offered me the office, offered me the shop
They said I better take anything they got
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
Do you wanna be, do really wanna be a cop?

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

I hate the army and I hate the RAF
I don’t wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
I hate the civil service rules
And I won’t open letter bombs for you

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

Bus driver!
Ambulance man!
Ticket inspector!
I DONT UNDERSTAND!

They’re gonna have to introduce conscription
They’re gonna have to take away my prescription
If they wanna get me making toys
If they wanna get me, well HELL, I got not choice

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

Careers
Careers
Careers
Ain’t a-never gonna knock

Joe Strummer rocked on to law review, we think. 

Our Birthday Present To All of You

Any of you cats know what Muxtape is?  Anyway, our Birthday present to all of you: a mixtape of songs bound to help you get your justice on. 

Chiang Kai Shek: Music to Re-Unify To

We - the editorial we - think it rocks, and so will you.  It's good we promise~ *pumps fist*

(Warning: Some of the songs may have lyrics that are politically/socially/psychologically unsettling.  You've been warned).