Friday, June 12, 2009

A: But.. the sesame street picture!
B: Are you okay? It sounds like you're laughing.
A: I'm just, I look at it and it makes me sad inside. I'm like "no Elmo, don't do it!"

A: Are you, like Catholic or Jewish or something?
B: No... Well, I took this facebook quiz and it said I was 100% Jewish.
A: Well, that's probably just because you're educated and guilty....

A: Wait, you help people get n-a-t-u-r-a-l-i-z-e-d?
B: Yeah, she specializes in organic immigrants...
A: Oooohhh


1 comment:

Youth Avenger said...

Can I just say this is cruel and unusual punishment. Elmo was my beloved when I was 5 and what you are doing to my childhood image of him is just wrong....