Justice Jive: Quotes of the Day 6/5/09

Here are some of my favorite quotes of the day.  Please add your favorite quotes or edit mine!!

D: I've been accused of using too many commas.  One teacher wrote that I sprinkle commas around like fairy dust.

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C: Apparently in the 1940s they used to call minors...infants, and I was so confused.  In this case they talk about an infant convicted of rape and I was like WHAT!

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D: If we don't get ice cream today can we take another field trip?

(A jokes with D)

A: Sure just come to my office and say... (kid voice)... Andy can we go get ice cream?

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T: I'm from Texas

D: Ooh...I'm sorry....haha I'm messing with it.

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T: My eyebrows look so weird.

D: What normally or on the super hero

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C: one time I pressed the ebt button at the store and the guy asked me if I used food stamps.  I was kind of embarrassed, but then I found five dollars....... that was a bad story. (laughter)

S: That saved it though...

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K: Oh no...I wanted chocolate *pout*

J: Oh...you know what happen...we ate it....

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C: K how fluent are you in Spanish?

K: Not.