Pippi
"I'm Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Longstocking, daughter of Captain Efraim Longstocking. Pippi for short. At your service."
Roland "Prezbo" Pryzbylewski
"Trick 'em into thinking they aren't learning, and they do."
School D.A.Z. E.
Summer 2011
Mr. Murashige
Former teacher of math, current teacher of awesome.
Priscilla Arthus
Married.
the Undergraduate
No longer underage, but still undergraduated.
Cari
... is a fierce Bulldog (Note: the bulldog in question, Handsome Dan, was the first US university mascot, and is allegedly the best known collegiate mascot...) from the best state in the Union; she happens to enjoy bayous and jambalaya as well... and child advocacy.
Anthony
Who's my daddy? The Executive Director.
