Friday, June 6, 2008

Clinging to life after brutal attack...

The Bunker lackeys are maintaining a somber vigil for our sweetest, cutest Bunkermate. We're hopeful that she'll recover, but it's still touch-and-go at the moment.

In case you haven't heard, this morning the potted clover suffered a vicious attack and attempted decapitation. The large, heavy old Legal Aid Society sign tipped away from the wall and slammed full-force on the poor plant, which was sitting quietly on the table below. All of her blossoms and most of her stems were severed by the blow. (Also, as readers of this blog know, yesterday one of the Bunker lackeys was similarly attacked by a falling bulletin board.)

We have not yet been able to determine if the sign jumped or was pushed, or who would want to engineer such a gruesome attack. We certainly wouldn't characterize the Boiler Room lackeys as suspects, but because of their well-known jealousy of the Bunker and our office greenery, let's just say they're "persons of interest."

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