The next time your friend tells you he is allergic to peanuts and can't eat that PBJ you've offered him, you shove that sandwich in his face and force him to consume it! These picky eaters parading around as people with legitimate medical problems will NOT be tolerated! When his face swells and he starts to make sounds like his throat is closing up, kindly compliment his performance and dedication to excuses for being an upper-class food snob.
A message from the Bunker command center.
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