Who's the Boom King?

The term "hot date" has been thrown around the Bunker and its sunny colony a lot lately.

One fairly quiet intern seems to go on actual dates with his/her Hot Date. Another has been having dinner a lot lately with several Hot Dates, but claims there's nothing to this. A third seems to be curious about where one finds a Hot Date. (Others are either already in steady relationships, or perhaps too discrete to mention the topic.)

So, who actually is the Boom King or Queen? (A reference to Flight of the Conchords...as is the photo.)

My money's on the fairly quiet lackey, or perhaps the totally silent one.